Marriage

the marriage vow has been used for centuries to consecrate rape, enslavement, pedophilia, and business contracts, but you don't want to sully it by joining two healthy people who love each other. Rather than rejecting them, you should be begging them to join just to keep it holy (on balance).

from a student's answer

journalists as "stenographers to power"

"Perhaps in the future all textbooks will be nothing more than learning through fun and games, too? (please?)"

neophytes

"You're such a neophyte," she announced over her shoulder.
"You're the neophyte," he quietly stumbled and got on the elevator behind her.

Gogol Bordello

"I'm paranoid and you are para-stupid."

when i grow up...

I want to be an epistemologist!