My friend Chainsaw

I had a friend in the Navy; we called him Chainsaw. He was the nicest guy you'd ever want to meet, from Nebraska. He didn't drink, didn't smoke, he never even cussed except to say "Shucks!" or "Stinkin' A."

Why did we call him that? Well, you know that story where some neighbor went nuts and mass murdered everyone in the whole place and then they ask whoever survived about the guy that did it and they were always, "he was such a quite boy, really nice and then one day he just snapped and killed everybody with a chainsaw?

And that's why i call him Chainsaw

From my conversation tonight with TJ...